Why I Wouldn't Win a "Best Practices Award" and Why I'm Totally Cool with That

Ah, awards season! The time when businesses dress up in metaphorical tuxes and gowns, hoping to snag a shiny trophy that screams 'We did good, folks!' But here’s the kicker—I’m the guy in the back row, munching on popcorn, and questioning every single award category. Why? Because sometimes, marching to the beat of your own drum beats any golden statuette.

Confessions of a Visionary Rebel

Let’s talk about these "Visionary Business Awards." Great for those who fit the mold, but what about us square pegs in round holes? I’ve danced to the tune of innovation so long that my business shoes have holes. But, does that align with the traditional award rubrics? Not always.

Take my approach to product development—it's like a Jackson Pollock painting. There’s a method to the madness, sure, but good luck making a neat flowchart out of it. And guess what? It works. My team and I have churned out apps and designs that not only function but dazzle. Standard procedures? More like guidelines!

And then there's leadership. "Outstanding Leadership Awards" often go to those with a shiny track record. But here’s my take—I champion the underdogs, the misfits, the 'why the heck nots?' of the world.

Breaking the Mold: Why Pioneering Isn't Always Polished

Pioneering in business? It’s messy. I’ve scrapped more 'brilliant' ideas before breakfast than most do in a year. But that’s what pioneering is about—trial, error, and the sweet success that eventually comes after a healthy dose of failures.

And believe me, my scatter-brained attention to detail sometimes means the small stuff gets missed. But hey, if it means we're pushing boundaries, I'll take that trade any day.

The Awards I'd Host

If I were running the show, the awards would look a bit different. Think categories like "Best Save from the Brink of Disaster" or "The Why Didn’t I Think of That Sooner Award." Real stuff. Stuff that gets you nodding and thinking, "Yeah, been there."

Because let’s be real, the path to success isn't a straight line—it’s a wild ride, and sometimes the best drivers are those willing to take a detour.

My Alternative Award Categories:

• The "Oops, But It Turned Out Amazing" Award
• Most Creative Midnight Snack During a Brainstorming Session
• Best Team Save—When Everyone Thought We Were Done For
• The "That Shouldn’t Have Worked, But It Did!" Trophy
• Best Use of Duct Tape in Product Development

Now, wouldn’t you rather win one of those? I know I would. Because it’s about celebrating the grind, the hustle, and the bizarre ideas that sometimes turn into genius.

So, What's the Real Award?

For me, it’s the smile on my daughter's face when she sees something I've made. It's my team’s high-fives when we conquer a seemingly impossible challenge. It’s my wife’s proud look when I balance life and work without dropping the ball too much.